I DIDN’T MEAN IT
I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
How to be forever alone - Tip Number 1
shut up brain i am taking this compliment
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?
I need to spend a night with you, so I can kiss you and hold you and not worry about anything or anyone but you… you you you, you’re all i want
She’s cheer cheerer and I’m on the sit sits
For every note this gets I’m running a mile.
-Nevermind! Please no.